Yesterday I had a flat tire on Highway 89.
So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road,
carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and
stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so life-like you wouldn't believe it!.
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
and private parts to the approaching drivers.
Much to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at 
my life-like men. And of course, with all the rubber-necking,
traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and
waving like crazy. It wasn't long before DPS pulls up behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. 

I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'